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A Fond Farewell to You All from VTexan
Posted - 12/20/2012 2:38:12 PM | show profile | flag this post
I've been here many a year, if you count back all the way to the Sandbox, so it's tough to say goodbye. I wish you well, although that seems pretty silly, given the coming apocalypse.
What? You don't think that's going to happen? Well, okay, there's room for all opinions hereabouts.
And if it doesn't happen? Well, of course, I'll be back here to give you firsthand reports from America's frontier of absurdity and training ground for bad government, Texas.
What did you think this was, one of those exasperated statements of I-hate-what-this-place-has-become, I'm-outta-here? Nah, just a little lunchtime amusement.
Posted - 12/20/2012 3:04:30 PM | show profile | flag this post
I hope you're riding it out in style!
Posted - 12/20/2012 4:23:10 PM | show profile | flag this post
Nah, just stuck in my hill country bunker awaiting Armageddon. May have to sip some Cognac.
Posted - 12/20/2012 4:50:05 PM | show profile | flag this post
I got some 18 year old for my last night
Bourbon, that is. That plus a good Cuban cigar and I am ready.
Sadly when it actually happens I will be at work. Probably nursing a hangover from the bourbon!
Posted - 12/20/2012 5:16:58 PM | show profile | flag this post
...be covering it. Live shots from all over the Apocalypse.
Posted - 12/20/2012 5:25:35 PM | show profile | flag this post
The "timing" of the end?
If you ask me, it's just another part of the War on Christmas.
Posted - 12/20/2012 5:37:29 PM | show profile | flag this post
The Mayan front
...on the War on Christmas. Can't believe Bill hasn't found out yet.
Posted - 12/20/2012 6:34:55 PM | show profile | flag this post
And weren't the Mayans
AAAAA HAAAAA!!! Told ya!!! "Build the danged fence!"
Posted - 12/20/2012 7:15:43 PM | show profile | flag this post
ah, hell.. this means i'll NEVER get that grolsch..
you've been saving in the back of the refrigerator for me.
Posted - 12/20/2012 7:23:22 PM | show profile | flag this post
I'm not sure..
... A world without Texas hill county BBQ, is a world worth livin in..
Posted - 12/20/2012 10:52:27 PM | show profile | flag this post
...in Llano. Great stuff, even though there's a picture on the wall of GW Bush eating Cooper's barbecue.
And it's a Shiner Bock Orth...Shiner Bock..
Posted - 12/20/2012 11:09:51 PM | show profile | flag this post
o.k.. igues the grolsch would be a little flat by now..
i'll remember now.. shiner bock.. shiner bock..shiner bock..
if we're all still alive tomorrow night, the merriest of christmases and the happiest of new year's to you and yours..
if we're not.. i'll see you wherever we wind up..
Posted - 12/21/2012 8:51:57 AM | show profile | flag this post
It's nearly 8 am here on the east coast...
and nothing yet.
If this apocalypse doesn't happen soon, I'm going to have a lot of last minute Christmas shopping to do!
Posted - 12/21/2012 4:15:45 PM | show profile | flag this post
You still here?
Posted - 12/22/2012 10:11:04 AM | show profile | flag this post
It's not the End of the World As We knew It
Yeah, still here. Trying to find some Christmas spirit. I know I left it somewhere, just have to find it.
Oddly enough, I got given a pair of Trans-Siberian Orchestra tickets for tonight's performance in San Antonio. That should give things a jump start.
Posted - 12/22/2012 12:59:00 PM | show profile | flag this post
That's what the Mayans get
for relying on Rasmussen for their predictions.
Enjoy the show Tex (it's awesome). At least you didn't believe the End of the Worlders; then you'd have to stay at home and un-pack.