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It could happen -- creeping while you're sleeping
Posted - 7/18/2013 12:23:12 AM | show profile | flag this post
Scratching sound inside British tourist's head was flesh-eating maggots from Peru
What did the maggots know, and when did they know it?
Posted - 7/18/2013 12:41:04 AM | show profile | flag this post
Isn't Peru near Benghazi?
And was Kerry on his yacht when this happened? Is Holder "threatening" to prosecute the maggots in any way? If not, why not? Is the NSA tracking the maggots? I mean just not what they munched on, but when? Are we storing this information for later use? Are these 5014c maggots? And do they have maggot Photo ID cards proving they are in fact true maggots, and not wetback or nigga maggots? Is there a "Stand your dandruff" law that applies here? Has Anderson Cooper interviewed said, purported maggot, and do they have a book deal? And were these [obviously socialist] maggots carrying tampons?
Nice try Grateful. Still doesn't beat out "Boy Trapped In Refrigerator Eats Own Foot"
Posted - 7/18/2013 1:38:56 AM | show profile | flag this post
object lesson to all of us...
stay the hell outa peru..
Posted - 7/18/2013 12:10:57 PM | show profile | flag this post
We really should start a story of the day thread as a public service to our paranoid brethren, alerting them to the latest worry.
The story the other day about the cow crashing through that guy's roof kinda made me want to sleep in tinfoil jammies. When the cow jumps over the moon, are you ever really sure where it's going to land?