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Romney the Olympian

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cdnreprtr Posted - 7/31/2012 6:11:43 AM | show profile | flag this post

Im sure Cons' hearts swell with pride with the tale of blood sweat and tears that goes into the achievement of becoming an olympian.

Like a select few elite athletes, Mitt and his maiden have struggled.

They bought the horse. Paid the trainers and riders and grooms and muckers. Fired them because he likes to.

All those long days of watching from the riding stable stands, some days with nothing but a mocktail and umbrella to protect them from blazing midday sun. The Romnies sweated, until they staggered to one of the caddies with AC.

Damn it, they worked harder. Faster. Higher. Stronger.

inspiring.

Finally, truly, a politician who doesn't just understand working middle-class voters, but all those young olympic athletes' struggles and sacrifices.

Dont listen to that kenyan muslim.

He did this.

All Romney.

Go for the Gold, Mitt!

the american dream: work hard, inherit millions and you too can succeed!

Just like Bain.


SPC Posted - 7/31/2012 10:50:46 AM | show profile | flag this post

More satire from the left? Liberalism at its best.


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