Damn, didn't see that coming. Apparently, Starbucks lost to Dunkin' Donuts in a taste test, proving (in DD's words) that America really does run on Dunkin. Studiocom built a Web site extolling the win, dunkinbeatstarbucks dot com, and you can learn all about the whole thing there.

Here's the basic run-down. People were given samples of both coffees. They chose Dunkin' more often than they chose Starbs. The end. Check out the pretty awesome gloating, after the jump.

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