This weird, very weird short form newscast for investors has provided a fast primer on WPP as company. It's so peculiar - the video, not WPP. The chick is hella pretty, but like, her diction is a hard on her words and the way she moves her head around is completely distracting. Anyway, the video provides a pretty good overview and brief forecast for Martin Sorrell baby. Just beware - the first 60 seconds are just a little bizarre.