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Craigslist Ad of the Day: Creative Director Needs a Sexy Female Personal Assistant

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Thanks to the spy that shared this Craigslist ad with us. It’s gotta be fake, right? Here’s hoping it’s not, and right now some schmuck is sitting around waiting for photos from potential assistants.

I’m an established Creative Director and i need your help. I’m looking for a great personal assistants who will eventually be able to do my job when i’m out of town… The best way to learn this is to watch it up close and personal.

Candidates must be female, pretty, drug free, dependable, VERY open minded and available to work hard to please the boss.

Enthusiasm and a good attitude is also required. Past Experiences a personal assistant or being a creative person are helpful qualities as well but not required.

If you’re interested and think this might be a good job opportunity for you please send me some pictures OF YOU. Be sure to include a resume if you have one.


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