Dear Advertising, Please Stop Inventing Stupid Words Like “Summerbration”

Henceforth let it be known that stupidly ridiculous words invented for marketing purposes are in no way cute, funny, authentic, cool or in any sense “good.” Case in point, “Summerbration”, an awful choice, is currently in use by Corona. It’s fucktastically shitteous. The end.

P.S. Feel free to share other such aberrations below.

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