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Dear Droga 5! Please Hire Me!

Meet Sean Norman Stewart. He’s some kind of film art guy. Not really sure actually, but like many a creative before him, Sean has decided that a video cover letter to an agency might land him a gig. In this case, the agency in question is Droga5. The 24-year old’s video is heavy on the irony and light on the substance. Sean rounds off his pitch with the promise that hiring him will “maximize your partner’s pleasure in bed.” Hmmm…. Just because the agency was featured on the Daily Show does not mean that solipsism and irony is going to get you anywhere. Remember Honeyshed? It could be very possible that Droga is over the whole mockery, tongue-in-cheek bit after that million plus debacle.

Sigh. Kids today… there’s no reasoning with ‘em. Sean? We wish you luck, dude.

More: Honeyshed’s Dismal Vagina Monologue

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