Google Takes Care of Your Bum

If you’re Apple, Microsoft, etc., you might want to take advantage of pooing on this Google-branded toilet paper. While the Mountain Valley, CA giant hasn’t said anything, Engadget offers a slogan that seems lost in translation: “Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!”

Via HuffPo

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