If Only He Had a Few ShamWows and the Still Uninvented Hooker-be-Gone

Vince Shlomi, man of our industry, stoker of our love for prostitute-ridden sex scandals. The Smoking Gun posted a bunch of pictures from the police report regarding the recent fight Shlomi had with a hooker regarding the financial exchange that comes after the…sex.

If you don’t like blood or bloody things or bloody spattered walls, sheets, faces, door handles and other random objects found in and around hotel rooms, don’t click the link. It’ll just upset you. On the other hand, maybe it’ll be a good reminder that paid sex is about as cool as getting your tongue bitten off by a pissed off hooker who you tried to low-ball. It could have been worse, like if it was his little Shlomi.

Gawker via The Smoking Gun

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