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Join The Army And Get Laid


Submitted for your Friday fun approval is the recruitment ad above. The message: join the Ukrainian Army and get girls. Why not? Perhaps the US Armed Forces would get more recruits with such a concept. That and you know, not being actively engaged on two fronts in the Middle East.

According to YouTube the translation goes a-something like this:

Girl 1: Would you take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: Even to the end of the world!
Soldier: Hey, i’d like to down some water, girls!
Girl 1: Just a second!
Girl 2: Where do you live?
Soldier: Right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
Girl 1: Which work???
Soldier: Contract of course!
Blonde girl: Contract?? Marriage contract or what?
Girl 3: Marines contract, silly!
BMW driver: Hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
Girls: Forget it, take your grandmother for a ride!
Narrator: It’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed forces!”

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