Inside this abnormally tall ad is a what may be the simplest message to grace the adworld so far in 2009. After listing a myriad titles of high-ranking business folk (CEOs, Tycoons, Derivative Traders, Muckety-mucks — the list goes on) “and anyone and everyone else who might be rethinking that next trip on a private jet. Welcome Aboard.”
Fine fine, but the last thing we’d want when flying back to that blob called the midwest is to sit next to some darsh who’s used to caviar and champagne and happy endings on his flights. You know the kind — but hey, we’ve all gotta get there.