Hopefully, your agency is still planning on holding a holiday party.
Mindshare is. Something about the Bon Jovi and random hip-hop background music on the web invite; the stock photos of people "getting down" and it being held at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club might have you thinking this is going to be a dud of party. Aha! That's where you would be wrong.

Last year's party was reported to be actually, um, fun with the CEO inviting staffers to a post-party location and letting them drink on his tab until the wee hours of the night. With the current economic situation, we doubt that's going to happen, but you know, ad staffers are easy. Give them some free liquor and you can expect shit to go pear shaped, right quick.

It's at 6 pm on December 10th if you feel like crashing.

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