Update: We've received multiple tips from varying sources that indicate DraftFCB NY is laying people off today. Hmm. Closest thing to a number we've heard is, "double digits."

Happy Friday, everyone. When you've been laid off, you have a lot of time to ponder between episodes of Dirty Jobs. Speaking of dirty dirty, though the last few months have been saturated with layoff news, for the first time in awhile we have some positions to announce.

They're all at DraftFCB (SF) — but this is no time to be judgmental y'all. See below.

— Assistant Account Planner
— Assistant Account Executive
— Account Executive
— Management Supervisor (tentative position)
— Sr. Broadcast Producer
— (2) Sr. Art Directors
— Sr. Copywriter
— Data Analyst
— Sr. Client Finance Analyst
— (2) Sr. Interactive Producers
— QA Analyst
— Flash Designer
— Sr. Front-end Web Developer
— Visual UI Designer
— Media Supervisor
— Planning Director

Ready. Go.

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