Bob Garfield, crack journo over at AdAge, has gotten a brand new blog. Hosted on the News Groper site, which dabbles in the business of fake blogs a la fake Steve Jobs, we're unsure who is the author, but it's not like we care either. Do you think Real Bob is pissed? Fake Bob's first post includes the following:

1. I am always right.


2. Who are you to disagree with me – I’m Bob Fucking Garfield!


3. People call me out of touch with the 21st Century, but I have this blog, so there!


4. I hate Comcast, and so should you.


5. I am extremely attentive to every strategic, creative and production detail and if you can’t understand why that is important then you are particularly obtuse.