"The Publicis holiday party is tonight in Seattle at Neumo's. 7 PM. Free food and drinks and music. Come and watch us get wasted."

Ok. Thanks for inviting us, but um... We're in New York. And another thing, we could of totally gotten one of our ad agency hanger-ons in the great state of Washington to spin round, but we need a little more notice than say, 10 minutes.

In the mean time, we'd love to hear the dirt and see photos of last night's git down. Use the anon tip box or email us at agencyspy at mediabistro dot com