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Sprite: The Blow Jay That Was Heard Round zie Verld (NSFW?)

In the world of oral sex, there’s no denying the porniness of this banned-from-TV Sprite ad. Danke Deutschland (Germany!), for not caring that no one would ever fellate a soda bottle except for a porny German Sprite ad.

Ha ha: what do you called Sprite from Germany? Sperman! Sorry.


Adland’s maven Ask Wappling shares this 70s Perrier ad, which is a bit more tasteful. Sans fellatio, this spot opts for the soft stroke of well groomed female flagella.

Update: A Coca-Cola spokesperson issued a statement about the above video, which isn’t theirs. “This video was NOT produced by or for The Coca-Cola Company or any of its brands. The use of our Sprite brand in this video is completely unauthorized. We are doing everything we can to determine the source of the video and will take appropriate legal action.” So that’s that. NY Press has some other details about the Brooklyn crew (Greencard Pictures) who put it together. Not Sperman after all! Coke is pissed, GP should expect a phone call.

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