With a little spare time on their hands, Tara Lawall and Jeremy Straight, who are currently serving as copywriters at McCann and Translation, respectively, have churned out several greeting cards that would be fitting for, say, the not-so-loved ones in your life. Whether it’s an anniversary, new job, birthday or Mother’s Day, the pair’s “Passive Aggressive” greeting cards will serve whatever occasion to make recipients chuckle somewhat or slowly cut ties with you. Whatever works. If you’re looking for something more kindhearted, you can give W+K’s cards a try. Otherwise, head over to Lawall and Straight’s Etsy page and fork over $5 to add some subtle snark to your sentiments.

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