The Bacon of Christ

Nothing like blasphemy in the morning, eh? This little girl’s argument for the rejection of Christ is a convincing one, but a little weak when it comes to the logic factor. Both Christ and Bacon promise something we perceive as happiness. The former wants you to have forever-happiness (but the faith part means there’s no guarantee) whereas with bacon, you get your pay-off immediately. It’s a toss up.

As an aside, I happened to catch part of Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s “End of Days” last night, so I’m a little scared right now.

Via BuzzFeed

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