Hello everyone.

Agent C here, deep under cover in the muck you all call the ad biz. Despite the fact that I'm one of you, it doesn't mean I'm out to protect anyone. Fact is, things get ugly and everything's game.

Go ahead and think you're safe. Chances are, I'm watching you.

Want to contact me? I have a well-disguised vacuum tube at the corner of 10th Avenue and 47th Street. You can slip notes into the canister and send them to me that way.

Or you can email me at agencyspy.agentc @ gmail. Your choice.

Excuse me while I go to yet another pointless meeting about a meeting. There better be free food, dammit.

>> Agent C.