Readers, meet Nate Gagnon, who from Nov. 26-Dec. 7, is outsourcing his writing talents to the Chinese ad community. Who cares about a 12-hour time difference when Gagnon, a current freelancer who claims to have owned the Green Bay Packers but has also served as a copywriter at AKQA, Draftfcb and Proximity Chicago, will help you craft ideas during the aforementioned timeframe. Unfortunately, his first night’s already booked but don’t that let deflate your desire to gain some ad help. Go here for more info.