Well the night you’ve all been waiting for is here. The anti-Cannes event, Wrath of Cannes, will be taking place at Cha Cha Cha’s on Coney Island. Yeah, it’s a bit of a hike, but where there’s free drinks, there’s Agency Spy.

We’re not really covering the real Cannes, since, it’s a huge fucking waste anyway. A friend of mine pointed out yet another way in which the annual event has become more ridiculous. It makes little to no sense, he says, that so many big agencies are spending thousands of dollars when they have other bills to pay &#151 but can’t due to a lost billings.

Everyone wants to be a celebrity, I suppose.

Anyway, we’re looking forward to seeing the work tonight, and enjoying Coney Island’s freakish delights. I’ve grown a mustache just for the occasion. See you there.