Picture the scene.

You’ve been out for a meal with friends. Good food, plenty of drink, great company. You’ve had a wonderful time.

You go home and crack open a bottle of wine. A couple of glasses later you think of something really clever. Or profound. Or funny. Or revolutionary. Or life-changing.

I know, you think, let me share this with Twitter.

This, of course, is the worst thing you can do.

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