Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
Your password must contain at least one number, one Avenger, one New Yorker contributor, and no gluten.
— Mark Peters (@wordlust) May 7, 2013
It's drizzling in L.A. The streets are glistening with a healthy orange glow as the rain washes the spray tans to the ocean.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) May 7, 2013
So I Think I Can’t Dance
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 7, 2013
There should be a prenatal test to see if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) May 6, 2013
People walking around with green juice looking unhappy dot Tumblr dot com
— R/GA (@RGA) May 6, 2013
hate to eat and run except the eat part
— Li'l Edie Surly (@JennyPentland) May 5, 2013
Ask a vinyl collector about his vinyl collection and there goes the rest of your life.
— Alex J. Mann (@alexjmann) May 4, 2013
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