Got an Apple fanboy in your life who will say anything they can to justify Apple’s products, prices, or policies? Watch this video and you might recognize some of the more outlandish justifications.

In this tongue-in-cheek video written by Scott Rose and Andrew Baird, an Apple fanatic expresses his “unbiased” opinions on everything Apple related—from how Apple has ‘no viruses’ and that nobody ‘needs Flash’ on their computers, to how great it would be if ‘Apple made everything in the world’.

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