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| Iron Eagle | Posted – 4/28/2007 8:43:04 AM | show profile Had a bad sleep last night - don't know it was the crabgrass I ate off Ann Coulter's plate in the green room. Man, is Ann getting salty these days. She started up on me. " Why can't you bring David Duke back? You can make him a star again." I don't know if she's sleeping with him or what but she was all a twitty. Felt bad about that screaming diatribe against Bill Moyers. Somewhere near three in the morning God grabbed my neck - and I mean put the squeeze on the apple and looked me straight in the eye - I shook - and said -"This man is my earth conscience - he speaks for me - back off jerk." Then God went about slapping me silly - from the left to the right. Then he sat me straight up and made me watch Frontline until 7 AM. Ok, Ok - I get the message. Moyers played that clip of me to show I was complicit in hyping the war and shutting down dissent. Yeah - I went a bit overboard but that's what Rupert wanted. What's with that guy from Alaska - not even going to give him a name - Vietnam was a waste of lives - Iraq - waste of lives? Well, could be, but there's got to be a way to manipulate his words. Maybe George Tenet got to him. That's what I'll say. Speaking of Tenet, I'll call for him to give back that medal Bush gave him - that will put him to the test. Slam dunk! Slam dunk my ass. Did I think ass - Ann Coulter keeps popping up. That was my bad sleep time. The woman scares me. I would never let her sleep over - I think she's into ghoul sports. Definitely be something hanging with intestines dripping in the game room. Can't have anything like that staining my Joe McCarthy quilt. |
| drliberal | Posted – 4/28/2007 10:44:22 AM | show profile Diagnosis Sycophant Definition: In modern English, the term has come to mean one who seeks to please people in positions of authority or influence in order to gain power themselves, usually at the cost of pride, principles, and peer respect. However, in modern Greek, and also in modern German, the term has retained its ancient classical meaning, and is still used to describe a slanderer or a calumniator. A popular synonym for the English term is "toady" or "toadying", derived from the term "toad eater? See ?jazz-report? |
| drliberal | Posted – 4/28/2007 10:44:24 AM | show profile Diagnosis Sycophant Definition: In modern English, the term has come to mean one who seeks to please people in positions of authority or influence in order to gain power themselves, usually at the cost of pride, principles, and peer respect. However, in modern Greek, and also in modern German, the term has retained its ancient classical meaning, and is still used to describe a slanderer or a calumniator. A popular synonym for the English term is "toady" or "toadying", derived from the term "toad eater? See ?jazz-report? |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 4/28/2007 12:23:09 PM | show profile Perfect defintion of Bill O'Reilly - thanks. |
| drliberal | Posted – 4/28/2007 6:29:41 PM | show profile Diagnosis There are none so blind- as those who will not see. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 4/28/2007 10:46:56 PM | show profile I love the fact Frank Lobotomy has changed his name again. How many more do you have hidden? |
| One2Three | Posted – 4/30/2007 10:54:45 AM | show profile Why are you and Olby so obsessed with BOR?? |
| LiveNewsToday | Posted – 5/1/2007 6:22:15 AM | show profile Why is Roger fat-a$$-fugly Ailes so obsessed with attacking CNN when his channel is number one? Why is he so insecure? (apart from his looks) |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 5/1/2007 8:11:25 AM | show profile O'Reilly's Diary - "I'll tell you why Roger attacks CNN while he's last in ratings - it's his bowels. They spill all over the bed at night and he has no control.' I dreamt I ate yellow cake at dinner last night and felt a bit queasy throughout the night. Christ, this Tenet guy won't shut up. Give back the medal lumber head. On second thought - give it to J.C. Watts - he can't even put a sentence together - makes Bush look like Churchill - we should give him something for at least trying. His dad said he played without a helmet when he was a kid. Saw Ann Coulter in that reoccuring dream - this time dressed in a green leotard with the ass cut out. Gag me with a paper clip - there's a tatoo back there that says " In case of accident bury me at sea." Hell, that would totally fuck up the food chain. Contaminate the planet." Still working on cleaning up the Lie Factor - as I do everynight I promise God or as Jerry Falwell calls him - My Banker ' I'll stop losing me temper and admit wrong. I will apologize to Bill Moyers and call Phil Donohue and see if he'd like to be my summer replacement then see if my names of that list for prositutes. Hell, who would spend $300 and hour for a massage - Geraldo would do it for $15 and what ever else I needed to calm the loins. |
| LiveNewsToday | Posted – 5/1/2007 10:18:25 AM | show profile lol |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 5/1/2007 11:18:47 AM | show profile Just ate a boat load of figs - my ass is killing me. I've been watching CNN - can't handle The View - will someone stuff a lamp in Lou Dobb's mouth. I pay three dollars a day to have Ramierz clip my hedge - clean the bristles from my ears and feed my dog unseasonal eggnog. The guy's a maniac. What happened to this wank over a lifetime? A bad trip in Brownsville? No nooky for the cookie? What am I to do - hire some ex-con and pay him $15 an hour to darn my sox? I thought Dobb's was focused on money matters. I'm stewing this morning. Falwell said I should drop to my knees and pray - yeah, we'll see. That fat fart's going to rot in hell when Satan gets a hold of him. Not to mention Terry Schaivo. I better not get another embryo in mail. I saw the Supreme Court ruling last week - listen punks - I'm on your side. I'm running out of shelf space. |
| harryfred | Posted – 5/1/2007 12:29:53 PM | show profile Ann Coulter's Diary May 1-07 I had the strangest last two days on Bill O'Rielly. Not that that fat pig hasn't looked me up and down before, but at least he kept that piece of hotdog in his mouth. Didn't let it drool out and roll across the floor and tap against my high heel. I think he's slipping a little, couldn't really keep up. And why didn't he agree with me when I called Tenet a traitor? The only slam dunk in this situation is Tenet is just another Judas who got his Medel of Freedom and now he thinks his one paragraph in the history books is not large enough. Ingrait. I never trusted him at the annual Fox News banquets anyhow. He should be lined up against the wall with that Soviet Communist Hilary Clinton, and all those illegal immigrants Castro keeps sending over, Saddam Hussein, and--- Hmm, time to drink some warm milk, have a cookie, and make my nightly prank phone call to Christopher Hitchens and hang up. Let's see, tomorrow I'm calling Ailes to complain about ORielly. FOX could use a new half-hour show, called . . . blond on blond. . . . Nah, need another name. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 5/1/2007 12:52:50 PM | show profile O'Reilly's Diary - I'm channeling you Ann. I can't let you occupy a seat near me unless the room has been sprayed with Deet. Don't get too hot on Tenet - he's keeping the Iraq mess under control. His new story about the slam dunk assertion is - Saddam took a flying leap at Castro with basketball in hand- leaped a good fifty inches in the air and stuffed it down the neck of the old mojito. Castro layed dead on the carpet until Chavez called time out. That works for me. You've got to stop chewing your fingers up the knuckle. It makes you look like a vampire rat. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 5/2/2007 8:19:11 AM | show profile O'Reilly's Diary - I want to impeach somebody! Fucking Lou Dobbs to start with. Spoke with Ramierz. He's willing to wear an Italian suit if it can save him from deportation to Mexico. I can't lose this guy - he get's the barnacles out of my meaty ears - gets down to the root. What was Murdoch thinking trying to buy the Dow Jones - good thing he got slapped down - he should put a bid in for Mother Jones. Had a battle with acid reflux last night - Coulter was back this time wearing a lime green ascot and nothing else. She was stuck to the ceiling. I hate it when she wiggles it kills my boner. She looks like an ousted garden worm looking for a tomato to infect. Christ, it took fifteen Tums to settle the bile. Bush rejected those surrender Democrats - great Factor Lies tonight. Just got to think something up - Pelosi Visits Maddam? Harry Reid was caught dwelling in the showers at Bob Jones University during his college years? Joe Biden's hair transplant was done by a neighboor with a pellet gun? Dennis Kucinich is now the frontrunner by a margin of 3-1? Off to heave a dump in the park. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 5/3/2007 10:05:11 AM | show profile Found a prune pit lodged in my bowels. What an eyeopener! Thought Bush showed incredible courage facing down those surrender Democrats. I like that commaner guy. I may run one day. Think about it - no more liberals. |
| One2Three | Posted – 5/3/2007 1:09:25 PM | show profile you need serious help. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 5/4/2007 10:12:52 AM | show profile Dreamt I was as good looking as Mitt Romney and half as witty as GW. One day I will be supreme ruler of Cairo, Illinois! I promise you that...then suddenly another prune pit came busting out my bowels and back to earth. My ass is burning and belly yearning. Wonder what Rosie's doing this morning? Can't go there. Man was that brutal watching that pack of Repbulican honkers lick mighty Ron's memory. He may not have been the brightest bulb in the room but he sure had more charisma. I don't think any of these guys are electable. We need Dan Quayle. Back off Satan - that's not a joke. Quayle's ready. Heard him give a speech at the Indianapolis White Men Only Golf and Steak Retreat last week and the guy's got a box of zingers. I remember this one .." Bill Clinton let Osama slip away and sent him plane tickets for terrorists come to the homeland - what do you think Hillary will do ..call Al Queda and say - hey why not take public transit next time." The room exploded with laughter and pride. Big day ahead on the Lie Factor... going after Terry Schiavo. |
| Olbypocrisy | Posted – 12/27/2007 10:46:32 PM | show profile Wow what does this have to do with TV News The person who post this needs to get help.If i can help you get this help let me know.All the name calling and racist rants.It doesn't belong on this board. This is just bad. |
| Olbypocrisy | Posted – 12/27/2007 10:57:05 PM | show profile "Heard him give a speech at the Indianapolis White Men Only Golf and Steak Retreat last week '--- crimedog So now you go to all white golf retreats???Do theses same people attend klan rallies you attend?? Your racism has no place here. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 12/28/2007 12:09:12 AM | show profile You're nuts! |
