Topic: ~Random Friday Questions~

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Janetblueyes Posted – 7/12/2007 10:05:05 PM | show profile
Ready for another round? Let's go!
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What is the worst thing you have done to another person?

Do you have any tattoos?

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?

How many minutes per day are you naked?

What is the best revenge?

What odor makes you dry heave?

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?

Where would you rather be at this very moment?

What are you most ashamed of?
foto Posted – 7/12/2007 11:37:19 PM | show profile
Here we go again Janet:

What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
Pee on the toilet seat

Do you have any tattoos?
No, I haven't a clue where I would get one or what I would get. Any suggestions?

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
My father recently died and he was buried with his TV remote, just as he requested. Maybe I'd want a 6 pack of 16oz Budweisers.


What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
Anything by Air Supply

How many minutes per day are you naked?
A lot. Usually when I'm answering "random questions"

What is the best revenge?
fleas

What odor makes you dry heave?
Rotting chicken in the garbage. And usually the restrooms on New Jersey Transit trains are odor free

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
Ha! Maybe about 20 of them.

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
Anyplace happy. any suggestions?

What are you most ashamed of?
my salary
Bleak Spouse Posted – 7/13/2007 1:58:30 AM | show profile
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
Who knows. Is it possible to rate how cruel one act is over another?

Do you have any tattoos?
No.

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
A chain with a cross I got in Ireland years ago.

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
Stairway to Heaven, anything by the Eagles.

How many minutes per day are you naked?
Probably more than 60 -- I work from home.

What is the best revenge?
A cold dish.

What odor makes you dry heave?
Jack Daniels

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
No.

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
Paris is always nice.

What are you most ashamed of?
Unfortunately right now I'm most ashamed of my tax money going to fund the war in Iraq.
mad fingers Posted – 7/13/2007 7:19:35 AM | show profile
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
Firing someone who didn't deserve to be fired because my boss told me if I didn't, I would be fired.

Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
An acorn.

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
"Seasons in the Sun"

How many minutes per day are you naked?
Not nearly enough.

What is the best revenge?
Aging gracefully.

What odor makes you dry heave?
Whatever those sweet roasted nuts street vendors sell are.

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
Potentially...

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
Having breakfast with my mom or my dad or my brother who all live very far away.

What are you most ashamed of?
My stunning talent for procrastination
caitlinkelly Posted – 7/13/2007 1:01:33 PM | show profile
Given I'm the only one here using my real name, I'm going to play but recuse myself from some of these...

1) no go
2) no
3)my passport
4) The Rose
5) who's counting?
6) seeing the higher-ups who fired you get fired shortly thereafter
7) try to stay away from nausea-inducing smells, which means staying out of NYC when it's 95 degree heat and humidity
8) um, no
9) having a long lunch with my sweetie in a Paris bistro; or sailing off of Corsica
10) nothing I'd share here, but thanks for asking!
keltoi2 Posted – 7/13/2007 1:48:36 PM | show profile
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
Denied them my charming company

Do you have any tattoos?
No, but if I did, I'd make sure the Chinese characters were correct

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
My chariot, shield, weapons and horde of gold for the afterlife

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
Pretty much anything disco, particularly "I Will Survive", but Air Supply and "Seasons in the Sun" as mentioned above are pretty good choices

How many minutes per day are you naked?
Approximately 27 minutes, 18 seconds

What is the best revenge?
Living your own life well and being comfortable in your own skin

What odor makes you dry heave?
Wet heaves

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
One that could bring down the halls of power in Washington and Wall Street

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
Santorini was nice, Provence too, and I liked Sydney, but I love Martha's Vineyard

What are you most ashamed of?
The fact that I couldn't stop the Supreme Court from throwing the 2000 election to Bush
SeeKatyWrite Posted – 7/13/2007 1:57:01 PM | show profile
Fun!!

What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
Cheated.

Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
My photo album, a Backstreet Boys CD (hush!), my grandpa's wedding ring.

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
"What It's Like", Everlast

How many minutes per day are you naked?
30 is my limit ;)

What is the best revenge?
Success

What odor makes you dry heave?
Sour water - you know, like a sponge that hasn't dried thoroughly enough? Yeecchh.

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
No!

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
In bed with lots of cold medicine

What are you most ashamed of?
My ex!
mailbag Posted – 7/13/2007 2:00:32 PM | show profile | email poster
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
-- lied

Do you have any tattoos?
-- no way

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?

-- n/a

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?

-- Star Spangled Banner

How many minutes per day are you naked?

-- 15-30?

What is the best revenge?

-- watching someone fall from grace of their own doing.

What odor makes you dry heave?

-- vomit

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?

-- not really

Where would you rather be at this very moment?

-- anywhere in France

What are you most ashamed of?

-- The White House and all who believe in it.

Janetblueyes Posted – 7/13/2007 2:57:36 PM | show profile
Love the answers! I'll jump in now...

What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
A friend of mine had a drug and alcohol problem. Rather than tell her that I could no longer be witness to her behavior, I just stopped returning her calls. I wish I had been honest with her rather than drop her like a stone. She is still an addict, and still hates me 15 years later.

Do you have any tattoos?
No. However, I toy with the idea of having a little shamrock inked on the back of my neck.

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
One Salem cigarette, a bottle of Malibu rum, a pair of clean cotton panties, the first place medal I won in a burping contest, my St. Brigid's necklace and an Entenmann's cake.

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
Most Rod Stewart songs; any Phil Collins circa 2000 to present; "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira; and "Come on Eileen" by Dexie's Midnight Runners.

How many minutes per day are you naked?
Approximately 20.

What is the best revenge?
Dignity, grace and having a nice rack

What odor makes you dry heave?
Burned popcorn makes me retch. Also the smell of someone who does not practice good rectal hygiene. You know what I'm talking about....someone who smells like ass.

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret? Perhaps.

Where would you rather be at this very moment? Ireland.

What are you most ashamed of? That I don't stand up for myself often enough.
Righter Posted – 7/13/2007 3:14:37 PM | show profile
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
Made a promise I couldn't keep.

Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I'd like to if I ever get up the nerve.

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
A stuffed bunny my grandparents gave me when I was nine.

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
Fergilicious, or anything by her, for that matter.

How many minutes per day are you naked?
Depends on how good a day it is :)

What is the best revenge?
Being nice to people that hate you so they hate hating you. Being happy with your life...and I agree with whoever said aging gracefully.

What odor makes you dry heave?
Sour milk.

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
I think so, even though I never wanted to know it in the first place.

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
Reading at the beach, taking a nap.

What are you most ashamed of?
The fact that I always get lazy on Fridays since it's practically the weekend.
GrOoVaL!c!OuS Posted – 7/13/2007 3:27:15 PM | show profile
1. Can't think of anything. I'm a people-pleaser generally.

2. No tattoos yet, but I'm thinking of getting one on my bum. It's been covered with stretch marks since I was 16, and I'd finally like to have something pretty there.

3. I want to be buried with a picture of my family.

4. The Marcarena

5. I am 100% naked about 9 hours a day. (I sleep nude) But if we're talking toplessness, the figure goes up because that's how I walk around my apartment in the summer. It's hot.

6. The best revenge is moving on.

7. Spoiled, rotting meat has the worst smell in the world.

8. I've got a few secrets, but none are devastating. Well, maybe one...

9. I'd love to be at a resort in Kenya, East Africa right now.

10. That I'm terrified of men/intimacy.
Somi Posted – 7/13/2007 3:59:57 PM | show profile
~Random Friday Answers~
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
The other day I didn't offer a pregnant lady my seat on the subway.

Do you have any tattoos?
No

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
A plain black Chanel Suit and a nice set of pearls.

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
U + Ur Hand by Pink. Can't take it...

How many minutes per day are you naked?
60

What is the best revenge?
Making lots of money

What odor makes you dry heave?
NYC garbage

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
yes

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
sleep

What are you most ashamed of?
how much I would love to eat an entire giant bag of sour cream and onion potato chips now - evern after I just ate 2 bags of M&M.
sue ellen mischke Posted – 7/13/2007 4:01:33 PM | show profile
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
TOO MANY TO LIST. I"M A VINDICTIVE LITTLE WITCH.

Do you have any tattoos?
NO

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
I WANT TO BE BURNED

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
MY HUMPS by FERGIE

How many minutes per day are you naked?
15

What is the best revenge?
GETTING EVEN, PLUS SOME

What odor makes you dry heave?
PUKE

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
YES

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
BEACH IF I COULD LOOK GOOD IN STRING BIKINI

What are you most ashamed of?
THIGHS
writesonwater Posted – 7/13/2007 4:44:01 PM | show profile
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
I dropped a friendship that was draining me instead of trying to figure out a better way to handle it.

Do you have any tattoos?
No. I wouldn't mind one in a non-obvious place, though. My friend has an angel on her shoulder, and I like the concept.

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?
I could care less what goes in the box with my husk of a body. have a few specific bequests for things that my kids probably won't care about (antique things, girl things). I want my ashes scattered in a few places, if my family doesn't find it too gruesome a task.

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?
Rap with violent lyrics.

How many minutes per day are you naked? Not much, except for long bubble baths.

What is the best revenge?
Being happy without whoever/whatever.

What odor makes you dry heave?
Bad meat.

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
Who would be worth their salt if they revealed things that could be devastating? Of course. I don't protect anyone that shouldn't be protected, though.

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
France, Italy, the lake.

What are you most ashamed of?
My lawn is atrocious -- we've had beaucoups rain, and it's too saturated to mow.
foto Posted – 7/15/2007 9:29:13 PM | show profile
Janet, you really seem to be a connoisseur of butt. Do you really spend that much time in that neighborhood to be concerned with their rectal habits? For a future "random question" you could ask approximately how many squares of toilet paper everybody uses when they take a dump. That gives me a great idea for a photo series!
Janetblueyes Posted – 7/15/2007 10:02:10 PM | show profile
Hi Foto-
Well, I've certainly been called an asshole enough times in my life but never a connoisseur of butt.

I actually have no particular fondness for that area of anatomy and try to spend as little time in the region as possible.

No freak flag flying here.

How about you Mr. Porto-John answer-seeker?


foto Posted – 7/16/2007 5:33:46 AM | show profile
Ha! You got me there Janet. Thank you again for random questions!
Unemployed-gal Posted – 7/16/2007 7:02:29 PM | show profile
1) Vandalism.

2) Nope

3) This is a tough question. Honestly, I have no idea.

4) Anything by Aerosmith.

5)You don't want to know.

6) Served cold.

7) Stale BO from someone who doesn't shower, period. Stood under the armpit of one of those in the subway this evening, ugh.

8) No.

9) Spending time with my new guy.

10) Being 24, searching for a job for a year and a half, and still not being able to land one.
Ms_M2you Posted – 7/17/2007 4:38:42 PM | show profile | email poster
Random Tuesday Answers
What is the worst thing you have done to another person?

Do you have any tattoos?
No - I'm not into porn star impersonations.

Assuming you will be buried in a coffin upon your death, what outfit, possession or other items would you want placed with you for eternity?

George Bush - alive of course... I like the idea of him suffocating by my corpulent form in a cheap pine box.

What song makes you cringe every time you hear it?

Fine Knacks for Ladies as sung by Sting. He plays a mean lute but really, lay off singing early music, please. Leave that to the professionals.

How many minutes per day are you naked?
Hmmm, 60 times 12... are we talking weekdays are weekends?

What is the best revenge?
Making friends with his current girlfriend and telling her everything ("He has *3* chromosomes? You're not serious!)

What odor makes you dry heave?
Perfumes bearing the names of pop star bimbettes.

Are you keeping a potentially devastating secret?
Who would be dumb enough to tell me that they have 3 chromosomes and are impotent as a result... oh, right...

Where would you rather be at this very moment?
That's for me and the cabana boy to know.

What are you most ashamed of?
Sleeping with... well, I won't mention who in polite company.

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