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Janetblueyes Posted – 7/19/2007 12:10:19 AM | show profile
I hope you know how much I enjoy reading all of your answers each week. Kind of feels like we've all become friends.
With that in mind, here's a fresh batch of things that make you go hmmmm.

1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
2. What song is playing in your head right now?
3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
Bleak Spouse Posted – 7/19/2007 1:08:31 AM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
No.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
Nothing.

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
a day.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
Nobody.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
No.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
No.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
My Son Is an Honor Student

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
No.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
No.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
None.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
None.
writesonwater Posted – 7/19/2007 1:21:40 AM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Yes. When I realized I needed to be my own best friend. And when I realized I could be a writer for a living, that was a big one.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
Respect Yourself. (Na, na, na, na.)

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
Two weeks. We lived without facilities, in the rainy season with a dug latrine, in a tent. During the school year. Sigh.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
Adolf Hitler.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
No.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now? Wedding ring, turquoise bracelet.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
It's easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
Yes.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
Kind of. It's a piece of beach glass. It remind me of the ocean and family and many good things.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
Hmm.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
A vintage Mighty Mouse punching bag.
keltoi2 Posted – 7/19/2007 10:18:14 AM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Maybe some mini-epiphanies, but none worth a holy day

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
"Sunshine of Your Love". Eric guitar riffs are classic, of course, but it's Ginger Baker's tom-tom drummin' I'm lovin' at the moment. Also "Smiling Faces Sometimes" (The Undisputed Truth version.)

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
About a week rafting the Salmon River. Unless falling in the river counts.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
I don't bitch slap, but there are a few I wouldn't mind smacking upside the head.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
Nope.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
My white gold wedding ring.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
The Christian Right Is Neither

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
Nope. I'm universally loved by all.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
Nope.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
Can't think of anything offhand.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
Nothing I own embarasses me.
Mag Girl Posted – 7/19/2007 10:25:14 AM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Yes, when I realized I was making the same relationship mistakes over and over.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
Circus music. Seriously. Don't know where it came from or why it won't get out of my head!

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
2 days with the awful norovirus where I couldn't move except to dry heave.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
George Bush, my former boss, and Britney Spears. And Dick Cheney. And, right now, all the idiots who feed the trolls on the TV section on this board. Seriously- give it a rest. ALL of you.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
nope

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
wedding band, engagement ring and an opal and tanzanite ring.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Maybe it's not the best, but one that comes to mind is "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot"

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
Yes, a lady at work...she knows that *I* know that she's a raging idiot. I can't hide my emotions wel.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
nope

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
Hmm.... nothing! How sad is that.

bonus question:
maybe the Trivial Pursuit: Star Wars edition... underneath my girly exterior, I'm a big, big dork at heart.
caitlinkelly Posted – 7/19/2007 10:28:16 AM | show profile
1. yes; some things are best walked away from as they will never respond to even your most strenuous effort.
2. none; AC humming in the background.
3. 8 days with a trucker from Perpignan to Istanbul.
4. Not worth the energy.
5. No.
6. no
7. Health care is a right, not a privilege
8. There are a few right here!
9. A pebble from the grave of my mentor.
10. Apply for a fancy job I know I won't get but deserve a shot at.

bonus:
nada
GrOoVaL!c!OuS Posted – 7/19/2007 11:48:41 AM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
TWO IN FACT: A) I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL AND B) I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH ____.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
BUY YOU A DRANK BY T-PAIN

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
THREE DAYS

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
MY BOSS. DON'T TEMPT ME.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
NAH. I'M NOT THAT MEAN.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
A NECKLACE, BANGLES AND EARRINGS.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
THE CLASSIC ONE: SHIT HAPPENS.

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
YES, BUT I CAN'T STAND HER EITHER SO WHO CARES? DEFINITELY NOT ME.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
NO, BUT IT'D BE COOL TO HAVE ONE.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
ASKED A GUY OUT ON A DATE. I WAS TERRIFIED. BUT IT WORKED OUT OKAY!

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
NOTHING.
sue ellen mischke Posted – 7/19/2007 1:42:19 PM | show profile
I love you for this...even though I know no one reads my answers...

1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Yes. A few, actually.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
I Wish that I had Jessie's Girl...

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
Two days.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
The GOP

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
Salt in Pepsi...

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
Just wedding ring.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
None...


8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
No.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
No.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
Started a new job.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
Spanks...
Janetblueyes Posted – 7/19/2007 2:11:47 PM | show profile
Angela, I read your answers each week!

I am honored that all of you take time out of your day to answer my questions.

I'm eternally curious about other people and read and re-read everyone's answers.

I find myself laughing out loud at many responses, and occasionally getting a little choked up at the honesty that is revealed here. It has been wonderful!

As always, I will jump in and respond to my own ponderings.

1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Yup, like Groove, I realized I am not in love with my significant other. No excuses, just time to move on as painful and scary as it will be.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry, which is a song I hate.

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
Two days and it was gross. I looked like Medusa on crack.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
Quite frankly, myself at the moment.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
I licked someone's bacon when I was making their BLT, which is weird because I am a vegetarian.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
Five silver bangle bracelets; a red jasper bead bracelet for protection, and my St. Brigid's silver cross necklace.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen? "The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own."

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you? Fortunately, no.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
I carry a silver angel medalian with the word "Hope" etched on it. I also have a necklace from which hangs a vial filled with a few strands of fur and a few baby teeth from all of the pets I have loved and lost.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month? Said no when asked to do something I did not want to do.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own? It would only be embarassing if it were found, but it would have to be my trusted vibrator. That, and my ABBA Greatest Hits CD.
ElC Posted – 7/19/2007 4:00:43 PM | show profile | email poster
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Yes. Right before I asked for a divorce.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
When the Angels Sing by Social Distortion.

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
Maybe a day or two.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
My boss.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
No.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
Wedding ring.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
My kid can beat up your honor student.

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
Not to my knowledge.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
Nope.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
Did electrical work in my kitchen.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
My nephews think it's odd so I would have to say my Hello Kitty waffle maker. But what do they know.
keltoi2 Posted – 7/19/2007 4:18:07 PM | show profile
Oh--writes-on-water--The Staples Singers' "Respect Yourself" should be required listening for every adolescent in America (and if I thought it would do any good, for a lot of adults too).
mad fingers Posted – 7/19/2007 5:04:03 PM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Several, but most recently that I'm not happy driving a car that isn't a station wagon.
2. What song is playing in your head right now?
Thin Lizzy. "The Boys are Back in Town"
3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
Almost 2 weeks. I had mono and it was doctor's orders.
4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
My ex-boss, our current president and most of his administration.
5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
Not on purpose
6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
claddagh band, heart in
7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
The Jesus fish with feet that says DARWIN in it
8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
Probably
9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
I don't always carry it, but I have my Great Uncle Milt's belt buckle from the Cleveland Indians that I wear as a necklace.
10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
Get out of bed every day when I can't find a job

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
Hmmm, a toss-up between my childhood dragging blanket and my collection of Playgirl magazines
Astera Posted – 7/19/2007 9:55:09 PM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
No, but I wish I would...I need to figure out my career life. Luckily, my personal life is going swimmingly.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
"Sly" by the Cat Empire--"Well hello, it's a pleasure to meet ya/you look like one incredible creature." It's a good CD--check it out.

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
Maybe two days.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
GW Bush and all the Craigslist job posters who want to pay writers 2 cents a word.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
No, but I do stick my fingers in the cookie dough when I'm making my famous chocolate-chip cookies.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
Yes--wedding set, dragonfly earrings, sapphire dragonfly necklace and a watch. All except the earrings are from my husband.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
This must have been back in 1996--"Dole for Pineapple."

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
Maybe.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
No.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
I stood up to some people who were trying to take advantage of me.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
My Pearl Rabbit and some items in my CD collection (Mariah Carey's Music Box? What was I thinking?) All embarrassing items are well-hidden, however.


------
www.adventuresofastera.blogspot.com
Katie Posted – 7/20/2007 10:55:19 AM | show profile
Yes, when I decided to quit any affiliation with social organizations and traded my designer shoes for cutoffs.

nothing-silence is golden

24 hours

G Bush and his peeps

no

no

I can't remember

yep

no

Walking away from an intense relationship that couldn't go anywhere

I can't chose between them
Katie Posted – 7/20/2007 10:56:30 AM | show profile
sorry, choose
Unemployed-gal Posted – 7/20/2007 8:23:36 PM | show profile
1. I don't think so.

2. "One More Time," by Daft Punk

3. 2 days

4. The bitch who broke my friend's heart by sleeping with his best friend and verbally abusing him.

5. I'm not that mean.

6. Necklace, watch, college ring.

7. If women have to admit their age, then men have to act theirs.

8. Yes.

9. No

10. Slept with a guy on the first date.

Bonus:
A vibrator.
reporterwriter Posted – 7/20/2007 9:21:56 PM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Yes

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
"Un Mot de Toi" by Rhany

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
Two weeks, unless you count jumping into the Petawawa River, Ontario, with a bar of Ivory

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
Paris Hilton. But it's pathetic to pick on weak people.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
I put blue food coloring in my brother's milk when we were kids.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
A turquoise and silver ring

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Question Reality

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
Probably

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
A small piece of citrine in my purse

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
Phoned the former owner of my apartment building, who lives far away, to tell him the real-estate agent encouraged him to sell at half the considerable market value of similar properties to the client of another agent in the same office.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
A tiki resembling a dildo -- or a dildo resembling a tiki.
Nikongirl Posted – 7/20/2007 10:17:58 PM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Yes

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
'Didn't I' by Rebekkaa Baken

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?

Three days - deliriously ill with a flu I could hardly get out of bed, the high fever made my skin hurt.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
Annoying people

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
No

6. Are you wearing any jewellery right now?
Gold wedding ring - silver Egyptian ring.

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Can't think of any but I like 'The only Bush I trust is my own".

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
no.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
No

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
....?...........?...........?....Geez. I got nothing. ?..?..?.. WTF?

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
A scrapbook with cigarette butts, guitar strings, and other band paraphernalia from band friends in the Hamptons in the 60's; pages and pages of goofy school-girl hopes, dreams, angst; radio charts and records including Billy Joel's old group 'The Hassles' first record 'You Got Me Hummin'...
foto Posted – 7/21/2007 11:38:43 AM | show profile
1 Yes, that professional wrestling was fake

2 Muskrat Love

3 3 days

4 What exactly is bitch slap?

5 no

6 no

7 In case of rapture, this car will become unmanned

8 Ha! maybe about 8 0r 10

9 a small flashlight

10 I never do anything courageous

Bonus: an empty can of jock itch spray
pamelabeth Posted – 7/21/2007 5:01:07 PM | show profile | email poster
thanks for asking
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?

i'd say a few. most recent: i should stop telling people i intend to do something for them, and instead do it without having said anything. that way, when i do it, they'll be happily surprised; and if i don't get to it, they won't feel let down. seems like a small thing--but it has taken me this long in life to figure it out.

2. What song is playing in your head right now?

two have been for the past few days: "nightswimming" by r.e.m. and "better be home soon" by crowded house (just saw them give a surprise a few nights ago...at a masonic lodge!)

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?

three days, maybe four?, when i had pneumonia.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?

i don't slap. not my thing.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?

when i first read this, i thought it said "foot." no to food and to foot.

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?

grandmother's wedding ring; ring for 16th birthday

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?

can't think right now. my boyfriend says he laughed at "elevator repairmen always get it up." like "the christian right is neither," i always liked "the moral majority is neither."

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?

sure.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?

no. could use one, maybe.

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?

stood up for my rights, in a situation where i had a lot to lose.

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?

not embarrassed by the possessions; what's embarrassing is what a mess they're jumbled into in this apartment.
keltoi Posted – 7/24/2007 10:28:00 PM | show profile
I also like the "Jesus Is a Liberal" bumpersticker.
WinonaWriter Posted – 7/25/2007 1:53:42 AM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
Several, but it's late at night, and now I can't think of any. (Maybe that's an epiphany that it's time to go to bed...)

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
I'm listening to a jazz station right now, but if I weren't, I bet I'd have one of the songs from Icky Thump playing in my head right now.

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath?
Hmmm, I think it was about a week, post-Hurricane Hugo in 1989. I had evacuated from Charleston and my parents' house had well water...but the electric pump was out thanks to the power being out...so no water for showers/baths!

4. Who would you like to bitch slap?
George Bush (I know, I have to get in line...), all the folks in charge of the morning shows on ABC, NBC, CBS (don't they know we're not all wealthy white Baby Boomers?)

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
Not that I recall...

6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now?
Wedding band, engagement ring

7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
EVER? Hmmm, I dunno. But current fave is probably "BUCK FUSH."

8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you?
Not currently, but give it time.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman?
No

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month?
Hosted an 11-year-old French exchange student

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own?
Individually packaged Preparation H wipes
pamelabeth Posted – 7/25/2007 11:36:56 AM | show profile | email poster
sorry to say...
...i have a new "most courageous thing" for this month:

walked home from the subway at night after having been followed and grabbed during that same walk (late at night) earlier in the week. i noticed guy following me; tried to lose him; thought i'd succeeded, but then he appeared behind me again, on dark and empty street; started to run at me; grabbed my dress; i screamed and for some reason, he kept running. i last saw him trotting down a street one block from my home. the police were utterly unconcerned--after all, i had "not been hurt." coulda been so much worse, i know; but i still live here, still have to get home from the train. i refuse to live in fear or take constant cabs; just making sure to stay alert and take as many precautions as i can. be alert, everyone. with global concerns, money concerns, whatever concerns we have, we still have to be careful about the day-to-day...
keltoi2 Posted – 7/25/2007 12:31:11 PM | show profile
Very sorry to hear, Pamelabeth. A few questions: do you live in a safe or rough neighborhood? Do you have safer streets you can walk on other than dark and lonely? Was it the same guy both times? Is there anyone you can have walk with you late at night? Do you have to travel alone late at night, or are you able to alter your time?

I want to make clear these questions are not blaming the victim, but thinking of alternatives so the next time (if there is one) won't be worse.

As for the police, I would have gotten names and badge numbers of the cops who blew it off, for the record.
wineaux Posted – 7/25/2007 8:49:11 PM | show profile
1. Have you ever had an epiphany?
A few times

2. What song is playing in your head right now?
That "Delilah" song, since it is all over the radio and I've been driving a great deal this week.

3. What is the longest period of time you have gone without a shower/bath? 8 days, when I hiked down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon, but went swimming in the river down there every day, so I suppose it's not the same.

4. Who would you like to bitch slap? Nancy Grace. Never watched her show, but saw a clip of it the other day and was appalled by everything about her.

5. Have you ever done anything gross to someone's food?
Nope.
6. Are you wearing any jewelry right now? Wedding ring, and necklace from Anthrapologie. (sp)
7. What is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Imagine Whirled Peas...or Dog is my Co-pilot. I love them both equally.
8. Do you know someone that absolutely despises you? I suppose a girl I went to high school with, but that was so long ago, surely her hatred has lessened to strong dislike.

9. Do you carry a good luck charm or talisman? No

10. What is the most courageous thing you have done this month? Told one of my clients that I wouldn't do a huge amount of work for her charity for nothing. I stuck to my resolve and didn't back down. For once!

~Bonus Question~
What is the most embarrassing item you own? A Playstation
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