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| Author | Message |
| mad fingers | Posted – 8/4/2007 9:24:24 PM | show profile Man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I keep hearing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' over and over in my head. I can't make it stop." The doctor tells him, "Sounds like you've got Tom Jones' Syndrome." The man asks, "Is it uncommon?" The doc replies, "It's not unusual." |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 8/4/2007 10:16:46 PM | show profile THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROCK AND JAZZ MUSICIANS A rock musician plays 3 chords and entertains 2,000 people. A jazz musician plays 2,000 chords and entertains 3 people. |
| Janetblueyes | Posted – 8/5/2007 4:18:39 PM | show profile What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full. |
| GrOoVaL!c!OuS | Posted – 8/5/2007 9:25:14 PM | show profile Straight from my four year old niece's mouth Niece: Knock, knock. Me: Who's there? Niece: Boo. Me: Boo-hoo? Niece: Why are you crying? It's only a joke! |
| scribble | Posted – 8/7/2007 10:50:36 AM | show profile A termite walks into a bar and asks "where is the bar tender?" |
| Stanley_Milgram | Posted – 8/7/2007 12:20:31 PM | show profile OK, I'll contribute (love the whore joke, btw)... An old lady shuffles into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you have to help me. I'm farting all the time, but they don't stink an they don't make any noise." The doctors scribbles on his prescription pad and says, "here, take these and come back in two weeks and tell me how it's going." The lady returns and says, "well, doctor, I think it's getting better. I'm still farting all the time, and they still don't make any noise, but now they've started to stink." "Great," says the doctor. "We fixed your nose. Now let's work on your hearing." |
| writesonwater | Posted – 8/7/2007 1:54:13 PM | show profile chuckling here! |
| GrOoVaL!c!OuS | Posted – 8/7/2007 2:37:41 PM | show profile Um, I have to admit: I don't get the prostitute joke. |
| mad fingers | Posted – 8/7/2007 2:47:42 PM | show profile GrOoVaL!c!OuS... If you think about it, it may "come" to you. (lord, forgive me...) |
| Stanley_Milgram | Posted – 8/7/2007 3:05:53 PM | show profile admittedly, groove, it's a hard joke to tell without blowing the punchline. |
| ferdinand | Posted – 8/8/2007 12:11:43 AM | show profile another oneliner for the bar A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop." |
| mad fingers | Posted – 8/8/2007 6:53:36 AM | show profile Man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch." |
| writesonwater | Posted – 8/8/2007 7:21:56 AM | show profile THese are all great bar jokes. I'm loving the Tom Jones Syndrome one, though. Now, THERE'S the real modern music genius -- or performance genius, perhaps. And what a set of pipes! |
| GrOoVaL!c!OuS | Posted – 8/9/2007 9:13:51 AM | show profile What did one slutty potato say to the other slutty potato? Idaho. |
| jjones | Posted – 8/9/2007 11:26:34 AM | show profile from a Sopranos rerun How come you're not supposed to breathe in a cemetery? You'll make the dead people jealous. |
