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Topic: Bush to Biographer: I Do Tears
| Author | Message |
| keltoi2 | Posted – 9/5/2007 12:46:04 PM | show profile According to AP writer Calvin Woodward, Bush told his biographer Robert Draper, "I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president. I'll shed some tomorrow." So let me get this straight. We have a President who listens to no one but yes men as he digs us deeper into an unwinnable war running around the White House, crying uncontrollably. Nice to know our country's in good, stable hands. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 9/5/2007 1:03:27 PM | show profile Those are pretend tears available at Wal Mart! |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/5/2007 1:36:30 PM | show profile He cries for you... There are tears for dead soldiers... and tears for life's pain. There are tears for his party... as polticians whine in vain. There are tears for the liberals... who decry his power, for shame. There are tears for the ignorant... yet he defends them the same. Cry, cry democrats..."no more war"... cry it loud, stake a claim. He saves you from yourselves... he's stratergized you're insane. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 9/5/2007 2:00:14 PM | show profile He crys for clear days... a curvy path ahead new brake pads... no retreads pedals made of titanium ... grips of lead he's adventure man... that must be said.. He cried the day Katrina hit...it screwed his plans. eighty minutes of cycling... near some tar sands as each victim drowned....he polished his seat anticipating the eye....a storm in retreat.. well that didn't happen..so what did he do.. leaped on his Schwinn and rode to Pewee's Play Room There he told some jokes and poked a toy bear then told the secret service .. life ain't never fair.. shed a tear...shed a tear.. |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/5/2007 2:41:48 PM | show profile Crimedog no poet And he know'd it... |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 9/5/2007 3:03:08 PM | show profile I just bestowed it.. |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/5/2007 3:48:26 PM | show profile Don't bother brother You blow'd it... |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 9/5/2007 4:35:20 PM | show profile no - you'd blow me. |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/5/2007 5:09:57 PM | show profile Lovely, just put a bag over your face first. |
| Bleak Spouse | Posted – 9/5/2007 6:48:46 PM | show profile It's true. Apparently he almost never stops blubbering behind closed doors. He'll be crying and be like, "That only thing...that will make me feel better...is spilling more innocent blood...please drop...a few daisy cutters....on Afghan weddings." |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 9/5/2007 7:16:16 PM | show profile Yeah, this guy only crys when he gets mud between the treads of his BMX bike wheels. |
| UGoGirl | Posted – 9/5/2007 9:48:12 PM | show profile Love the poetry, especially yours crimedog. Bush, cry? Ha! Never. The man hasn't a shred of real compassion in him. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 9/5/2007 10:41:34 PM | show profile thank you Ugo - I was having a Robert Frost moment. |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/5/2007 11:02:04 PM | show profile It sends a chill ____________ |
