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Topic: American Pigs: Embrace Islam!
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| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/7/2007 5:22:50 PM | show profile Osama bin Laden invites Americans to join Islam if they want to end the war in Iraq. Appearing on a new videotape the leader of al Qaeda sports a dark beard. A sure sign of he get's a boner! After witnessing the performance of U.S. politicians lately, maybe it's time to consider his offer. Fall to your knees on a prayer rug, infadels. Grab a burkha and your ankles. Hey, if you can't kill em', join em'... what do you have to lose? |
| chucho | Posted – 9/7/2007 5:42:38 PM | show profile Um, well, that has noting to do with TV News, but I will say that ABC posted a transcript that's really hard to read: it's like a photocopy of a photocopy turned into a PDF. I wish America would get out of Iraq, too, so I guess that makes me a terrorist to the hillbilly hoople heads. Perhaps reinstate some hardcore strongman that will keep Iran at bay (ie another Saddam Hussein), but I guess that just comes from actually listening to Arabs saying stuff like: you can't just hand democracy over to these people like it's a new kitten and say "here ya go! Take care of it or we'll take it away from you before you kill it." I was listening to an Iraqi parliamentarian saying that there was a window (that's probably now shut) before everyone starts running to the nearest local strongman to get a weapon. This is a region of the world where since the beginning of time these people have been told what to do by the guy with the biggest sword. And there are Americans that actually think they can turn Iraq into Ohio. It's absolutely absurd and history will judge America that way. Thank you supporters of democraisie sauvage (that's what the French call it). Good night. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 9/7/2007 5:43:26 PM | show profile lose this post.. |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/7/2007 5:45:32 PM | show profile Um, nothing to do with TV News? Um, you're not paying attention! |
| tr166er | Posted – 9/9/2007 4:46:23 AM | show profile | email poster Matrixism > Islam I invite Osama Bin Laden to embrace Matrixism. I also invite America to embrace Matrixism. Just give up. It is inevitable. |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/9/2007 1:22:03 PM | show profile Matrixism vs. Turbin-wearin'-ism Before I does any surrenderin', I be needin' an edumacation. Does this new-fangled matrixism star Keanu Reeves. That's hot! Gotta' watch the previews before me and mine buys a ticket to yur' motion picture show. Can we still munch popcorn and swap spit in the dark? |
| chucho | Posted – 9/10/2007 7:55:41 AM | show profile All Abrahamics can blow me. |
| Iron Eagle | Posted – 9/10/2007 7:57:24 AM | show profile Another seriuously flawed post. To stupid to be real. |
| jazzy | Posted – 9/10/2007 1:02:24 PM | show profile embrace this |
| mb_greg | Posted – 9/10/2007 4:46:17 PM | show profile | email poster This post has been moved to Current Events. Newsaroo, please limit posts in the TV News Corner to relevant topics. Carry on. ------ Greg Membership Director mediabistro.com |
| foto | Posted – 9/11/2007 10:09:33 PM | show profile From the looks of bin laden, you'd have to embrace head lice and wear a dish towel on your head. And give up hygene and bathing. Yeah, thats the way to go. |
