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Topic: Quiet day? Okay, how about this

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mad fingers Posted – 9/11/2007 10:26:44 PM | show profile
Fill in the blanks:

I used to _________________________

But I would never ________________________________
sue ellen mischke Posted – 9/11/2007 11:04:49 PM | show profile
I used to ... eat a dozen doughnuts one day out of the month.

But I would never ... do drugs.
Newzaroo Posted – 9/12/2007 12:53:54 AM | show profile
I used to - think liberals were Americans too.
But I would never - make that mistake again.
Bleak Spouse Posted – 9/12/2007 1:05:11 AM | show profile
I used to think Newsaroo didn't have sex with his parents.
But I would never make such assumptions again.
Newzaroo Posted – 9/12/2007 1:25:07 AM | show profile
Seek help Bleak thing!
I used to - be a crisis councelor.
But I would never - unravel your sickness.
Janetblueyes Posted – 9/12/2007 8:32:05 AM | show profile
Dudes, please don't hijack this thread.
Keep your bullshit up in the TV News section.

I used to: Be afraid of the dark and slept with the lights on until I was almost 20-years-old.

But I would never: Get a Brazilian ass waxing.
HisGirlFriday Posted – 9/12/2007 10:01:54 AM | show profile
whew! I needed something like this today!
I used to: bite my fingernails horribly, until they were bloody.

But I would never: get anything pierced.
jjones Posted – 9/12/2007 12:06:17 PM | show profile
I used to sit around and wait for Prince Charming to come along and save me.

But I would never get a tattoo. Or do crack.
Iron Eagle Posted – 9/12/2007 12:17:16 PM | show profile
I used to have eyes for this lonesome duck in my neighbor's backyard - then I saw it dance with a wet slug and lost all interest.
Mag Girl Posted – 9/12/2007 1:37:56 PM | show profile
WHen growing up, I used to, when riding in cars, obsessively tap my foot each time I passed a pole of some sort. I broke myself of that habit, but methinks I have OCD tendencies in me... stuff like that's a sign, right?

But I would never go skydiving b/c of my great fear of heights.
mad fingers Posted – 9/12/2007 1:56:23 PM | show profile
I used to be a pornographer

But I would never vote Republican
foto Posted – 9/12/2007 11:26:00 PM | show profile
I used to eat peanut butter and Cheese Whiz sandwiches

But I would never refer to urinating as Whiz (at least since 6th grade)
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