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Topic: juicy new brady bunch book
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| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/22/2007 5:18:55 PM | show profile Fox News Channel is reporting Maureen McCormick (Marcia) will reveal in a tell-all book she had a lesbian love affair with Eve Plumb (Jan) during their time together on the 70's TV sitcom "The Brady Bunch." Apparently McCormick will also detail her bouts with depression, drugs and bolemia. That follows old admissions that Barry Williams (Greg) had an affair with Florence Henderson (Mrs. Brady) and of course we all know Robert Reed (Mr. Brady) was smokin' the pole back-stage. It's all too delicious! Next thing you know we'll learn Peter (Christopher Knight) was molesting Cindy and Bobby (Susan Olsen and Mike Lookinland) while Alice (Ann B. Davis) was doin' the dog. (Tiger) Oh Marcia, Marcia, Marcia... sing along with me "here's the story, of a pervert family..." Sherwood Schwartz is rolling over in his grave. |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/24/2007 10:34:34 AM | show profile Newazroo is here for you... Well, well now...ABC and MSNBC have muff-dived head-first into the Marcia Brady fur-burger frenzy with sitcom sister-slut Jan. And it only came 2 days after Newzaroo broke wind first! Despite nasty naysayers like Wineaux, you can count on TV newser's #1 instigator and saucy raconteur to keep you upwind of all the raunchy developments. Now that's what I call, bootyliciousness. |
| Bleak Spouse | Posted – 9/24/2007 6:14:51 PM | show profile Thank God this story is taking up time in the news. And thank God I have the insight to notice Newzaroo is a skat muncher. He munches skat. |
| Newzaroo | Posted – 9/24/2007 7:20:00 PM | show profile Can't tonight... Thanks though. Maybe some other time. I'll call ya'... |
