Topic: Bad Things

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sue ellen mischke Posted – 10/15/2007 2:42:27 PM | show profile
What's the worst thing you've done this week already?

deadline Posted – 10/15/2007 2:45:12 PM | show profile
Stayed in bed all morning
Mag Girl Posted – 10/15/2007 3:06:09 PM | show profile
Ate McDonald's for lunch.
sue ellen mischke Posted – 10/15/2007 3:08:39 PM | show profile
Sent a client and his daughter to the "viagra triangle" in Chicago.
westsidestory Posted – 10/15/2007 4:27:14 PM | show profile
Angela, that does sound very naughty. Please explain...
Righter Posted – 10/15/2007 5:23:10 PM | show profile
I took a nap at 4:30...

yawn...
mad fingers Posted – 10/15/2007 5:39:09 PM | show profile
blamed my semi-black eye and scratched face on my spouse. (that cat did it)
mad fingers Posted – 10/15/2007 5:39:50 PM | show profile
that cat? of course, I meant "the" cat.
Nikongirl Posted – 10/15/2007 5:41:57 PM | show profile
How does a 'cat' give a black-eye?
Bleak Spouse Posted – 10/15/2007 5:43:56 PM | show profile
nikon: you mean your cat never landed a picture-perfect uppercut to the point of your chin?
wineaux Posted – 10/15/2007 5:56:00 PM | show profile
Slept too late. Haven't done any sort of cleaning in my trashed house. Procrastinated about an article and finally begged a friend to edit it before I turned it in. Totally blew off some ad editing that is due tommorow. I'll probably be up all night working on it.

I am a complete mess on Mondays.
recovering_jersey_girl Posted – 10/15/2007 6:24:18 PM | show profile
Drank a *lot* of wine last night. (To be fair, it was good wine!)
foto Posted – 10/15/2007 8:05:41 PM | show profile
Well I'm deeply shocked and disappointed in all of you. I think we can all try harder here. Sleeping late, drinking too much, eating at McD's, sending unsuspecting people to unsavory neighborhoods? I shudder to think what Janet will say when she responds to this post! What would your parents or your minister say? By the end of the week I'd like everybody here to report back on how they have thought about their transgressions and what they've done to atone and make up for it.
summertime Posted – 10/15/2007 8:42:08 PM | show profile
i ate half a bag of potato chips. :-(
foto Posted – 10/15/2007 8:51:28 PM | show profile
These things may seem like minor offenses, but they are truly a symptom of a deep moral decay. It may start as sleeping late, a few too many drinks, a few little lies here and there, but before you know it, it will lead to fornication, letchery, fellatio, and touching one's self improperly.
sue ellen mischke Posted – 10/15/2007 9:26:28 PM | show profile
westside: this client flirted with me a lot and he is coming to chicago to visit and for work. he asked where he and his daughter should go for dinner. i suggested "Jilly's" which is a restaurant in what is known as the "viagra triangle" in chicago, where old men hang out with their 20-year-old girlfriends, while their wives are keeping house in the 'burbs. i did this on purpose knowing people would think his daughter is his girlfriend.

that's what he gets for messing with me...
sue ellen mischke Posted – 10/15/2007 9:35:54 PM | show profile
well, he got alot more, too, but that's another post.
WinonaWriter Posted – 10/15/2007 10:22:34 PM | show profile
ROFL...that is hilarious, Angela!!
mad fingers Posted – 10/15/2007 10:36:08 PM | show profile
the cat was being chased by another cat...think pinball machine. Landed square on my face, which he used as a trampoline. (I was sound asleep.) Missed my eyeball with his back claws by about a quarter of an inch, dug in, then leapt off, taking a fair bit of skin with him. Currently look like the Bride of Frankenstein.
Nikongirl Posted – 10/15/2007 10:39:36 PM | show profile
Very funny Angela.

Mad, not so funny.

westsidestory Posted – 10/15/2007 11:20:34 PM | show profile
Angela, that is one great story! Clearly nobody messes with Dobbs ....thanks for the laugh!

Foto, I agree we've all been slippin' in the evil category, and must try harder if we are to keep up with La Dobbs.

The worse thing I did all week was ignore nine emails from a book agent
jjones Posted – 10/16/2007 4:25:48 PM | show profile
wasted time
Napped my Sunday afternoon away.

Didn't get enough done over the weekend.

Lied at work. Said I was doing something that would require me to be away from my desk so I could have some quiet time alone.
Mag Girl Posted – 10/16/2007 4:37:20 PM | show profile
Foto- yes, we can all -besides ANgela- do better. But in our defense, the week just started...plenty of time left for debauchery and shirking.
HisGirlFriday Posted – 10/16/2007 5:15:55 PM | show profile
Wait .... fornication, letchery, fellatio, and touching one's self improperly are bad things?

Crap.

westsidestory Posted – 10/16/2007 7:47:11 PM | show profile
I'm working at shirking, starting tomorrow....even my habits are subject to procrastination...
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