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Topic: ~Frost Free~ Random Thursday Questions
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| Janetblueyes | Posted – 2/9/2008 10:25:30 PM | show profile Foto, I wrote this specially for you: White, smooth, supple and round Otherwise perfect but for a spot of brown A big happy freckle way down my back Living dead center in my crack I can be poetic and achingly treacle Yet this freckle looks somewhat fecal A source of guilt, worry and shame The freckle on my ass has no name Only visible from a certain angle It lays quite flat and does not dangle My freckle, my spot, my branded ass Has made me the most unusual lass This anonymous spot causes no hype Yet I think of it daily as I wipe (Sweet Jesus do I need a life.) |
| Printingman | Posted – 2/10/2008 12:53:29 AM | show profile | email poster 1. Do you know anyone that is royalty? Yes my sister is friends with an Italian prince and I am friends with a descendant of the Romanovs 2. What was the worst date you've ever been on? How can i say this without grossing everyone out. OK i'll just say it. I had sex with a girl who i was dating and she well um kind of left a dingleberry 3. Right now, what are you eagerly anticipating or looking forward to? Closing on my new house 4. How many times this week has someone flirted with or hit on you? Other than my wife? 5. Have you ever experienced sexual harassment in the work place? I wish 6. What are some of the biggest obstacles you've faced? Should have gone to law school 7. Were you born with an odd birthmark or other distinguishing physical feature? No, I'm pretty much perfect 8. What has been your greatest triumph? 2007 income 9. Even though rationally you know you should not be scared, what are you still scared of? 2008 income 10. What song do you never tire of? Anything by Lou Reed and Velvet Underground, Sweet Jane (I have around 6 different versions of that song) Rock and Roll, Oh Sweet nothing. Heroin and Pale Blue Eyes. Berlin |
| TVchick | Posted – 2/10/2008 12:49:18 PM | show profile fabulous questions! 1. Do you know anyone that is royalty? Sadly, no. 2. What was the worst date you've ever been on? Where do I begin? When the guy said girls were gross because they "bled out of their coochies." (He was 25!) 3. Right now, what are you eagerly anticipating or looking forward to? My friend's wedding next weekend. 4. How many times this week has someone flirted with or hit on you? twice :) 5. Have you ever experienced sexual harassment in the work place? Yes, it was terrible. The guy was fired the next day/ 6. What are some of the biggest obstacles you've faced? Death of my mother at 16 7. Were you born with an odd birthmark or other distinguishing physical feature? gap between my teeth :) 8. What has been your greatest triumph? Surviving at CBS News for 3 years...getting a master's.. 9. Even though rationally you know you should not be scared, what are you still scared of? Any kind of a rodent. 10. What song do you never tire of? Desafinado by Tom Jobim ~Bonus Question~ If we were able to see you right now, what would our first impression be? Wow, her hair is frizzy this morning!!! |
| nandy | Posted – 2/10/2008 2:47:49 PM | show profile pamelabeth, my sister and I are close in age and we often had baths together when we were very young. I always pointed out my sister's butt freckle, so she knows she has one because of me, LOL. I don't think they're all that rare. |
| foto | Posted – 2/11/2008 1:30:19 AM | show profile Oh Janet, your verse moves me so. Let me finish the poem: Your little freckle I'll never know Perched high above the crack below Overlooking the deep dark valley Upon its beauty I'll ever dally A sacred place of myth and lore My fancy wanders more and more Your butt contains a secret place Like Macchu Picchu in panty lace A lonely pilgrim makes the trek wandering the hills in search of the fleck He's undaunted by the mountain pass And winds of fragrant Doritos gas At journey's end he'll find the zit But lo and behold, its made of shit (OK, Shakespeare I'm not.) |
| writesonwater | Posted – 2/11/2008 2:26:43 AM | show profile I'm all for personal heart to hearts I'm in favor of full disclosure I love to talk for hours and hours Among my friends, few are nosier I browse the iVillage gossip I sneak peaks at Enquirer on the rack I have no objection to whispering and hearing my girlfriends talk smack But dare I say there's things I'd rather not know Perhaps just too much information Don't take it wrong butt some things aren't meant To broadcast to folks around the nation If not too much to ask, I've this request Don't bare it all, like Janet Jackson's breast If it's the same to you, please let us politely pass internet time without thinking about your *ss! |
| writesonwater | Posted – 2/11/2008 2:28:06 AM | show profile ;) |
| writesonwater | Posted – 2/11/2008 5:02:28 AM | show profile | email poster I apologize if my poem was prudish self-righteous, odious or just rudish My imagination's just a tad too vivid and some images make my blood pressure livid :o 1. Do you know anyone that is royalty? I had an acquaintance who was ecstatic to be related to Princess Diana through Ghengis Khan. Turns out, the guy was prolific, to put it mildly, and people kept real good records. His progeny runs into the millions. 2. What was the worst date you've ever been on? What movie was that, Apocalypse Now, "The horror! The horror!" I've got a list, and it's not as short as I wish it was. 3. Right now, what are you eagerly anticipating or looking forward to? Being DONE with my next book. 4. How many times this week has someone flirted with or hit on you? My husband. 5. Have you ever experienced sexual harassment in the work place? Yes. 6. What are some of the biggest obstacles you've faced? Having a mother who is mentally ill affects everything and makes a whole subset of obstacles. 7. Were you born with an odd birthmark or other distinguishing physical feature? My head appeared to have been shaped like Africa. This may explain (along with being child number five in a dysfunctional home) there was like NO baby pictures of me, per se ;) I think I was cutest between 3 and 5. 8. What has been your greatest triumph? Rising above my greatest obstacle. 9. Even though rationally you know you should not be scared, what are you still scared of? What's under the bed. 10. What song do you never tire of? Don't Worry, Be Happy; most things by the Beach Boys; Africa by Toto; the entire Graceland album by Paul Simon; anything by Huey Lewis and the News. ~Bonus Question~ If we were able to see you right now, what would our first impression be? What are you doing up so late? |
| Janetblueyes | Posted – 2/11/2008 1:02:19 PM | show profile Oh Foto, how I am smitten with you! Your line, "Like Macchu Pichu in panty lace," is achingly brilliant. I apologize to my fellow posters if my ode to my ass freckle has caused discomfort or nausea. |
| wineaux | Posted – 2/11/2008 1:18:34 PM | show profile Oh my God, Janet and foto you both never cease to make me laugh. And I needed one just now. |
| Donna Chang | Posted – 2/11/2008 2:43:39 PM | show profile I want Janet and Foto to get together! But I bet they will tease us forever just like Jerry and Elaine. |
| Nikongirl | Posted – 2/11/2008 4:11:11 PM | show profile Valentine's Day JBE and Foto...come ON. At LEAST meet halfway and have a drink together. We want to celebrate our first made on Media Bistro couple! Valentine's Day would be perfect. |
