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| thevertman | Posted – 4/26/2008 8:13:55 AM | show profile Welcome to the Liberal News Network: Unfair, Unbalanced and terrified of the truth...just like Fox. Tom "Money" Delay (Anchor Man): Welcome to a brand new segment on the LNN dudes, today we're gonna discuss one of our brightest shining competitors, Keith Olbermann with one of his biggest fans, please welcome Crank Loco. Crank: Screw you Tom, Fox News is number one on all of television. They even get higher ratings than the Superbowl on a daily basis... Tom: Huh? Crank: Fox News is number one in the ratings. And you wanna talk about Meltdown, he only has 14 viewers a night. Tom: Crank I have to correct you here, but the recent averages suggests his audience growth over the past 18 months has pushed his number past the million mark... Crank: *screaming* FOX NEWS IS NUMBER ONE IN THE RATINGS. Tom: We get that Crank you've already repeated that several times. Crank: Fox is number one in the ratings. Bill O'reilly dominates too. 7 years and he will be number 1 forever. Tom: I knew this job would bring out the loonatics but I never thought I'd get to interview a real live broken record. Anyway, you don't know much about ratings do you crank? Crank: Actually no, I had a hard enough time learning what I've already said. You wouldn't give me my talking points before we went on air, so I'm lost. Tom: So you actually watch Countdown? Crank: *crying* Oh lord I can't take it anymore. I'm secretly in love with Keith. Please introduce me to him. Hell I'm more obsessed with him than Bill the shill is with falafel's and group sex. To be continued...let the flames begin |
