Topic: Hilarious job posting on this site!

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Suet Posted – 5/6/2008 4:24:33 PM | show profile | email poster
http://www.mediabistro.com/joblistings/jobview.asp?joid=77055&page=1

This listing includes these requirements:

"Weekly poll'write, get sign off from Debbie, EDs, and John Benson, enter in poll application, and send upcoming poll to EDs for MedPulse"

"Maintain new author paperwork' Sending out contracts, tracking them as needed, filing, sending any disclosures to Debbie for review, entering authors into Contact Manager"

Comment: I admit my Debbie skills are a bit weak, but I have a lot of John Benson practice.

(Full text posted below, because I'm sure ad will be corrected as soon as someone sees this pointed out...)


Associate Editor

Publication or Company Medscape

Industry Editorial, Internet/Online/New Media

Job Duration Full Time

Job Location New York, NY USA

Job Requirements Manage the news schedule for articles posting on Medscape (MMN, CME, THO, and Reuters)

Manage the news@medscape.net mailbox'forward emails as needed, draft and send responses

Cross-post THO stories on Medscape

Tag Reuters news, check with specialty editors to avoid duplicates, and send sales and industry news alerts on articles as needed

Add PubMed links to Medscape articles
Compile Essential Stats report and present at monthly MMN meeting
News CME Performance report'update monthly

Track the number of news stories in the Specialty News Volume YoY Percentage Changes report

Maintain freelancer directory

'add potential freelancers and resumes, change information as needed

Weekly poll'write, get sign off from Debbie, EDs, and John Benson, enter in poll application, and send upcoming poll to EDs for MedPulse

Assist off-site news employees with office issues'faxes, mail, HR, vacation days, etc.

Process invoices and following up on payments

Compile monthly expense estimates

Create monthly CME invoices

Maintain new author paperwork'

Sending out contracts, tracking them as needed, filing, sending any disclosures to Debbie for review, entering authors into
Contact Manager

Update and maintain journal access list

Requirements:

BA Degree in Marketing, Journalism or related field
2-3 years editorial experience in an online setting
About Our Company WebMD Health Contract Recruiter

Lula Posted – 5/9/2008 4:13:09 AM | show profile
Ha! Apparently, they could use a new HR admin, too - maybe one who realizes that writing job descriptions requires actually translating the in-house memo into something for the public.
Lula Posted – 5/9/2008 4:13:40 AM | show profile
Maybe that's what happens when you have the intern post a job description?
ConfidentDesigner Posted – 5/9/2008 3:01:51 PM | show profile
That IS hilarious!

I interviewed (via phone) with an HR person at a local company last week after applying for a position that was posted on craigslist. After interviewing me on the phone, they requested some direct mail PDFs which I promptly sent. They also already had my online portfolio and complete resume which they really liked. She kept telling me that I was an "exceptionally strong candidate" and then all of a sudden I got an abrupt "not interested" email. When I asked for some feedback as to why I was being rejected so abruptly, here's verbatim, the response I got back from her:

"Sometimes it's simply a subtle piece that a hiring manager is looking for; it's hard for them to identify, so it's hard for me to identify.

There is no question that you are an excellent candidate. Everyone agreed on that. It simply wasn't quite what they were looking for. Hope that helps!"

Is this bizarre, or what?
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