I'm going to write about last night's "Washington's Funniest Celebrity Contest" at the Mayflower Hotel a bit later today (we previewed it a while back), but this picture demands immediate attention:

The Chicago Tribune's Clarence Page doing his best Elvis impersonation (after ridiculing Chris Matthews for always slipping up and referring to him as Clarence Thomas instead).

Sadly, Page's performance didn't earn him top honors last night.

More later...