The crack (no pun intended) investigative team at ABC News nabbed this exclusive photo of Dana Milbank parading around Tom Toles' party in his underwear... Toles', that is.

We think they frame it best here on the blog... "Not exactly doing nude cannonballs into the pool or setting a sofa on fire. But, it's Washington. You take what you can get. Given the crowds at these things, this is probably preferable to the nude cannonballs."

What really cracks us up though is that "Dana Milbank's Daring Midnight Panty Raid" shares a blog with headlines like "Panel: War Spending Is a Mess" and "Report: Feds Eye Another Murtha-Linked Firm."