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Oh wait.

That wasn't real news, but just the full page ad wrap the Examiner placed around all of its editions today. Now we try to play nice here and don't poke fun for the sake of poking (mostly), but what were they thinking? Further, it wasn't just any ad wrap: A KC and The Sunshine Band Ultimate Dance Party wrap?!? (I don't care if it does feature Gloria Gaynor and Sister Sledge).

We thought it was bad enough when the Express began hawking wedding proposals all over its paper (honestly: would you say yes to a man who proposed in a free tabloid? Cheapskate...), but this may have taken the (wedding) cake.

Party on.