...because lead tool singer Pete Wentz gets no love in this WaPo photo caption:

>UPDATE: The Washington City Paper calls us out for writing that Wentz is the singer (not true) and not a bassist (true). We actually discovered that soon after we wrote it (and we actually had to even Google who the hell Pete Wentz was), but then took such great pride in the fact that we didn't know his role in that lame band that we just decided to keep the inaccurate part up.