The Situation Room is the gift that keeps on giving.

National Journal's "Wake Up Call!" spots this gem from Jack Cafferty, the man Wolf Blitzer turns to when he:

a.) Wants readers to feel a little bit dirty and uncomfortable
b.) Is waiting for technicians to fix Wall Television #5
c.) Feels that he needs to look small and innocent (standing near Jack Cafferty will humble anyone...even Wolf).

Said Jack:

"Gay has been around now for a long time"

(and, yes, it's much more fun leaving it out of context)