What we almost missed today...

Poor Wayne Allard :( The Washington Times forgets Colorado recently had a Republican senator.

Don't...er, do quit your day job? Robert Gibbs is a regular laugh riot.

LAST CALL swizzles Larry King: Not to be outdone by the admin's release of "100 Days, 100 Projects," Larry King reminded everyone about the release of his memoirs, alternatively titled "Married Eight Times to Seven Women."

Coug-o-rama. Move over Sonia Sotomayor...'cause we hear that Cap Hill Cougs are ferocious. FamousDC compiles "Real Housewives" coverage.

*WARNING TO HOUSEWIVES: Don't pull this in DC unless you're pursuing a career as my hood ornament. Trust.