The Grinch Bob Novak wants to give CNN one last Christmas present before getting on his sleigh (On Hannity! On O'Reilly! On Shepherd! On Kristol!) and heading over to FOX News.

Novak will appear on CNN's (where else?) Situation Room tomorrow "in the 4 and 7 p.m. hours" for a wide screen(s) "wide-ranging interview." (Wonkette calls this "Worst. Retirement party. Ever.")

So grab your egg nog, toss a bottle of Jack Daniels in it, and...

...sip if Novak says "bullshit."
...gulp if Novak just can't get enough of his mug splashed across six television screens.
...toss in some brandy as well if James Carville makes a surprise appearance and it leads to an Oprah-Letterman moment.
...chug if he walks off the set.
...dump the egg nog carton on your head if he manages to further complicate Plamegate.