Some days we're frantically scrounging for stories, and some days, FBLA just writes itself:

Ted Koppel's role at Discovery Communications has expanded to include a new weekly feature Ask Ted Koppel on Discovery's broadband channel, Discovery Channel Beyond. Viewers can send their questions for Ted, on any current global topic, via email at asktedkoppel@discovery.com.

Any global topic? Are they high? DCI thinks because he asks questions, Ted'll be good at answering them. Ted thinks that a Maine fishing camp looks really good, and how can he get out of this contract.