We're kinda pissed: In all our months of working together, not once has Fishbowl LA co-editor Kate Coe regaled us with stories of Ann Coulter slumber parties and CIA-operative coffee klatches. Not once!

The shame of having to read about all of Coe's exciting shenanigans on someone else's blog (though, I guess we're not that unused to getting scooped because people, really, should have tipped us off better).

Well, Ms. Coe, this half of FBLA awaits an apology - or at the very least Rupert's autograph (preferably on an unmarked check).

*Not Kate Coe. But, then, you knew that.