We received this in our inbox:

Subject: Why are you scared to cover Bilderberg/NWO meeting in D.C. now... Bilderberg, Shadow Super-government:

It was particularly difficult this year to find out when and where the annual conclave of world powerbrokers, the Bilderberg Group, would take place. Finally, it appears certain that the highly secret meeting of western political-military elites will take place from June 5 - 8 in Chantilly, Virginia, near Washington, in a luxury hotel immersed in nature, the Westfield's Marriott.

Bilderberg is routinely attended by the world's top CEO's, Prime Minsters, Presidents, NATO officials, UN officials, Federal Reserve members, European Central Bank heads, banking heads, oil heads, University Professors, as well as people like Henry Kissinger, David Rockefeller and Bill Gates.

If 200 football or basketball stars met in secret do you think the media would be interested in finding out what they were talking about?

Yet these people shape the destiny of our world and there's barely a hint of a mention in the U.S. media.

Why all the privacy? Considering the grave importance to the public of the subjects discussed and the people present at the meetings, it would be logical - if for no other reason that to discourage paranoid theories – not to keep the meetings so private (or secret, if you prefer), and not to hold them behind closed doors in super-secure locations surrounded by armed guards, far from the prying eyes of journalists and the curious. If they have nothing to hide, why are they hiding?

If you want to know anything about the Bilderberg Group, read Jon Ronson's book Them. He's perhaps the funniest person on the planet...writing about extremist groups. Here he is on CNN. He actually sat outside a Bilderberg meeting and watched people arrive.

The email sender pleading for the end of secrecy didn't hide his email list. So this email went to the likes of the New York Times Magazine, Time Magazine, New Yorker, Nikki Finke and Arianna Huffington. And of course, us. Ahem.

Also CCed was our old pal stand up and satirist Andy Borowitz. Borowitz's latest piece is titled, "Straight Man Accidentally Sees 'Sex and the City'." When FBLA caught up with him and asked him why he's afraid of covering the Bilderberg Group, Andy told us,"I have a longstanding policy of not covering things I have never heard of."

From the mouth of babes.

Anyway, to answer the email's question: Uhm, this weekend is Pride and the traffic is a bitch. There's a sea of mojitos and falsies to contend with. So, we're all booked up.

There's a conspiracy. The homosexual agenda trumps Bilderberg. You heard it here first.