Leaders of a charter school in Utah were shocked to find out that Daily Show host Jon Stewart is not appearing at its annual benefit dinner next week.

Instead, they booked Jon A. Stewart, "a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago." Which really sounds ten times more entertaining to me than an hour-long scolding of the media from the Jon Stewart they wanted, but what do I know?

School leaders are apparently disappointed some ticket buyers want a refund. But they shouldn't give up hope on getting a Daily Show host to come. I hear Craig Kilborn is available for school gigs as long as they provide round trip airfare on Southwest, a salami sandwich, and a full length mirror to admire himself in the boy's room he uses to change.