Weinstein Books has announced that it will publish Larry King's new autobiography titled,"What Am I Doing Here?"

Speaking of softballs - how easy is that title to make fun of? Come Larry you're not even trying anymore.

Jeff Bercovici over at Portfolio demonstrates by listing rejected titles:

Has Anybody Seen My Pants? Backstage with the King of Talk

Hnnh...What? No, Of Course Not. I was Just Resting My Eyes for a Second

What Did You Say Your Show Is Called Again, Mr. Seinfeld?

Yeah, if Portfolio starts making fun of you - your title is a tee ball.