Back when Tom Cruise was in diapers, Paul Krassner, editor of The Realist was already wise to the tricks of a certain Sci-Fi writer turned cult leader. Epizootics, a spoof of Dianetics, was written by Gershon Legman, and first published in Neurotica in 1950. The gist:
Axiom 1.--the fundamental rule of life is--MAKE DOUGH